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Old 04-24-2012, 07:33 PM   #1
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Here's What I Think

I think that if my cat, Slick, could talk, he would sound like Matthew McConaughey.

That's just one man's opinion folks.
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:43 AM   #2
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My cat Diz would sound like David Walliams.
Occasionally camp and incredibly arch. Almost always self assured. But sometimes like a lost little boy who just needs affection (and even then it would sometimes be put on).

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Old 04-25-2012, 10:01 AM   #3
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Spiderman would sound like Bette Midler.
Carly like Kate Middleton.
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Old 04-25-2012, 10:18 AM   #4
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Have you noticed some Dwellars have changed ?
Sloven appearance, staggering steps, dirty and contorted faces, flailing about,
... and the drooling ... OMG, the drooling

It happened in Seattle, WA in 2010, and in Bend, OR in 2011
Is it that time of the year ? Has it spread into The Cellar ?



...and who is responsible ?
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Old 04-25-2012, 10:24 AM   #5
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I dunno.


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Old 04-25-2012, 10:29 AM   #6
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I always hear all my pets talking in Stewie's voice from Family Guy. Also, my children, too.
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Old 04-25-2012, 11:33 AM   #7
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:59 PM   #8
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Atomic and Demeter would sound like Thor and Hebe.
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:40 PM   #9
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Toonces would have been a vincent price. Tajjy- victoria jackson. Madison sounded like ashton kutcher, and Gaines was dave chappelle.
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Old 04-29-2012, 06:25 PM   #10
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I fancy little Sydney sounding like Victoria Jackson.

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Old 04-29-2012, 08:45 PM   #11
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If my cat Shadow could talk, he'd sound like John Malkovic. I think Gizmo would sound like Bette Middler and Dolly would sound like some old woman who really couldn't give a shit.
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