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06-24-2012, 10:12 AM
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a beautiful fool
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And his wife said, "ok, Dick. After you."
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06-24-2012, 08:46 PM
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This Space For Rent
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Location: in the house and on the street
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and then Saint Peter fainted.
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...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint |
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06-27-2012, 01:37 PM
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Chock full O' facts
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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning
A small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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"like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt |
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06-27-2012, 05:21 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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My sister's plane crashed into an Irish cemetery and she died on 9/11 you insensitive bastard.
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06-27-2012, 05:24 PM
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Master Dwellar
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06-27-2012, 08:28 PM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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Terror, Terror, Gay Marriage...be afraid.
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06-30-2012, 02:08 PM
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Nearly done.
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Teetering on the edge.
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I bought a strobe light today but when I got the thing back home it refused to work on any of the different settings.
I went back to the store. "Have you tried switching it off and on?" asked the assistant. |
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07-03-2012, 08:40 AM
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Shipwrecked and comatose
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from Private Eye magazine
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07-03-2012, 12:18 PM
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The Great Offender
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07-04-2012, 03:43 PM
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The Great Offender
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One day a five year old asks his dad "Daddy, can I have new bicycle?"
The father responds "Can your dick touch your asshole?" Confused, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer." At 12, the boy again asks "Dad, can I have new bicycle?" Again, the dad responds with "Can your dick touch your asshole?" And again, the boy says "No.", and the dad says "Well, there's your answer." At eighteen the boy asks "Dad, can I have a new car?" The dad asks "Can your dick touch your asshole?" The boy responds "As a matter of fact, it can." The dad says "Good, now go fuck yourself."
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07-16-2012, 07:44 PM
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only 99c
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07-16-2012, 09:28 PM
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Professor
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07-18-2012, 05:14 PM
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The Great Offender
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And that's awesome.
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07-18-2012, 05:44 PM
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Shipwrecked and comatose
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Grav...the key word there is 'possible'
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07-18-2012, 07:46 PM
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Master Dwellar
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