"She", not "he", guys

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Originally Posted by Ibram

As far as I know Ibram isn't a real name.

Sure it is. A less common shortening of Ibrahim, and more often a last name, but definitely a male name of Hebrew/Arabic origin. Type it into Google and it suggests at least three famous people with the first name: prolific black rights professor Ibram Rogers, painter Ibram Lassaw, and a well-known fictional character, Ibram Gaunt from Warhammer. It's never been in the top 1000 names in America, but then again, neither has Hyacinth.