Mental Nuts-- Can You Crack 'em? - Page 33

footfootfoot · 02-16-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Let's write a sitcom. I have ideas!

I'm burnt out too.

That would be cool. We must know someone who could sell it for us.

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 09:45 AM

A nut to crack:

A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of 100 dollar bills out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

What song did he sing?

BigV · 06-26-2012, 10:06 AM

Happy Birthday, dear

Quote:

Joanna Armstrong-Miller

Happy Birthday to youUUUUUUUUU!

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 10:11 AM

Had you already heard that, or did it just come to you? Thought it might be an oldie, but I'm easily stumped on things like that.

BigV · 06-26-2012, 10:26 AM

I am familiar with that song, yes.

*chuckle*

To answer your question, I did just "figure it out"; I had never heard that mental nut before. I like it, thanks!

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 10:33 AM

Why you, you...

(who you calling a you you?)

BigV · 06-26-2012, 10:37 AM

By the way, hanging out with me is to suffer these kinds of attempts at humor on a regular basis; to deliberately respond to an unintended alternate meaning (some would say deliberate misinterpretation, but not in a hostile way) as a way of displaying my cleverness.

You've been warned.

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 10:45 AM

Oh, I'm good with that. I'm constantly displaying my cleverness.

BigV · 06-26-2012, 10:48 AM

Not me. I usually get it caught on the edge of my pocket or something and drop it, or when I show it, it's upside down or something.

I gather it's still entertaining.

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 10:50 AM

Like a clown? Entertaining like a clown?

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 11:21 AM

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

What am I?

BigV · 06-26-2012, 11:32 AM

III

Roman numeral three

infinite monkey · 06-26-2012, 11:40 AM

Nope.

Rhianne · 06-26-2012, 01:41 PM

Is it some kind of insignia a military person of one kind or another might wear on their sleeve or hat?

(Sorry, not good on military terms)

Sundae · 06-26-2012, 01:42 PM

A hobo?

06-26-2012, 10:26 AM	#485
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I am familiar with that song, yes. chuckle To answer your question, I did just "figure it out"; I had never heard that mental nut before. I like it, thanks! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-26-2012, 10:37 AM	#487
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	By the way, hanging out with me is to suffer these kinds of attempts at humor on a regular basis; to deliberately respond to an unintended alternate meaning (some would say deliberate misinterpretation, but not in a hostile way) as a way of displaying my cleverness. You've been warned. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-26-2012, 10:48 AM	#489
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Not me. I usually get it caught on the edge of my pocket or something and drop it, or when I show it, it's upside down or something. I gather it's still entertaining. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-26-2012, 11:32 AM	#492
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	III Roman numeral three __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-26-2012, 01:42 PM	#495
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	A hobo? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-26-2012, 09:45 AM	#482
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	A nut to crack: A man is sitting in a bar feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of 100 dollar bills out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, "I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed." The rich man laughs. The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it." The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?" The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?

06-26-2012, 10:11 AM	#484
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Had you already heard that, or did it just come to you? Thought it might be an oldie, but I'm easily stumped on things like that.

06-26-2012, 10:33 AM	#486
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Why you, you... (who you calling a you you?)

06-26-2012, 10:45 AM	#488
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh, I'm good with that. I'm constantly displaying my cleverness.

06-26-2012, 10:50 AM	#490
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Like a clown? Entertaining like a clown?

06-26-2012, 11:21 AM	#491
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started. What am I?

06-26-2012, 11:40 AM	#493
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Nope.

06-26-2012, 01:41 PM	#494
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Is it some kind of insignia a military person of one kind or another might wear on their sleeve or hat? (Sorry, not good on military terms)

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