An over the top birthday for a one year old?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-04-2012, 10:12 PM

Well a professionally produced gala, complete with a phalanx of photographers and videographers, will give you evidence you can wave in the kid's face while telling them they owe you after all you've done for them.

It's a step up from the, "I carried you for nine months and this is how you repay me", speech.
But it may not be as effective as the, "I brought you into this world, so I can take you the fuck out, and make another just like you", speech.

07-04-2012, 10:12 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well a professionally produced gala, complete with a phalanx of photographers and videographers, will give you evidence you can wave in the kid's face while telling them they owe you after all you've done for them. It's a step up from the, "I carried you for nine months and this is how you repay me", speech. But it may not be as effective as the, "I brought you into this world, so I can take you the fuck out, and make another just like you", speech. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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