Taking the Nigerian Scam Up a Notch

[classicman]

Just got this... I've been getting A LOT of packages lately so I opened it...

Delivery information,

Our company's courier couldn't make the delivery of parcel.

REASON: Wrong postal code.
STATUS OF YOUR PARCEL: Sorting
SERVICE: Express Shipping
NUMBER OF YOUR ITEM: U074309168 NU
FEATURES: No

Label link to your parcel is enclosed to the letter.
Download and print the label and show it at your post office.

{deleted}/shipping/label.aspx?download=Label_Details_USPS_Tracking_IDXXXXX.noway

Attention!
If the parcel isn't received within 30 working days our company will have the right to claim compensation from you for it's keeping in the sum of $11.62 for each day of keeping over limited time.

You can find the information about the procedure and conditions of parcels keeping in the nearest office.

Thank you for attention.
USPS Express Services.

Upon a scan it seemed legit. Then I went grammar nazi on it and was all WTF?