New Olympic proposals

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

each runner smokes down their butt and then uses it to light the next runner's butt.

I love it! This is just like the Biathlon, where they ski like mad and then have to drop down to one knee and get their breathing and shaking under control so they can squeeze off a shot with some accuracy. Lighting one butt off another is going to take some focus. You can't be sprinting while doing it.