Guns don't kill people ....

[sexobon]

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by classicman

No, I never said it was the first line of my defense.

Feel free to try again, though. You seem to draw some very odd pleasure out of this.

No pleasure. I'm compelled to debunk foolish thinking.

Originally Posted by sexobon

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

And he killed the UPS man, goes to jail, and anyone who was counting on him for food, clothing, shelter, etc, is fucked.

[sexobon]

Originally Posted by sexobon

... there's a loud sound, then he looks through the peephole in the door for the person who'd been knocking, the peephole that wasn't there a few moments ago ...

... and confirms that he has killed a menacing Landshark, which he recognized through the closed door when he heard it say "Telegram." The President later awarded him the Medal of Freedom and sent him a candygram.