Thank god not my kid

[Sundae]

Damn.
I forgot.
I meant to invite you all to my happy event!

To everyone I know

May whatever God you believe in shower blessings on you.
I can't, I'm too poor.
But God loves me too and wants you to show it with money.

I'm back at work next week, and will be wearing out clothes and shoe-leather as I do.
And I have a cat that does need feeding. Every day!
Every penny you donate will go to food, or drink, or clothes or general living expenses.

God wants me to carry on living (suicide being a sin) so in His name please help.

Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Love, Me.

PS I'll take some photos of food if you send me extra money.
xxx

I'm going to put these through all the neighbours' doors.
I think that's reasonable.