October 4, 2012 - Barbara Manatee

CaliforniaMama · 10-04-2012, 02:37 PM

In the land of the children there is a place where veggies talk and sing to us. I have to admit, they are funny and very entertaining, with adult humor sprinkled throughout without ruining it for the kiddos.

This one is about a manatee whose name is Barbara. Isn't she a looker?

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This group of three West Indian manatees (Trichechus manatus) was photographed while feeding on seagrass.

Larry the Cucumber is in love with Barbara Manatee, a character in a TV show. He dances with a Barbara Manatee stuffie and sings along with the TV show . . .

Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee).
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (up above, up above)
you are the one i love (i love, i love, i love)

Live manatee image credit here.

Sundae · 10-04-2012, 03:15 PM

Not to be confused with a manitou.
Although I imagine sharing a house with either would be uncomfortable.

limey · 10-04-2012, 03:17 PM

Or a Manilow ...

Sent by thought transference

Sheldonrs · 10-04-2012, 03:47 PM

or Man-O-War, which is a horse of a different color.

ZenGum · 10-04-2012, 07:37 PM

As a horse of colour, I object to that remark.

Clodfobble · 10-04-2012, 09:10 PM

He's a card-carrying member of the NAACP - the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Ponies.

footfootfoot · 10-05-2012, 02:51 PM

Oh, the Barbara's cousin, Hugh...

ZenGum · 10-05-2012, 07:56 PM

I c wat u did thar.

Sperlock · 10-05-2012, 11:54 PM

How does Hugh Manatee feel about that?

footfootfoot · 10-06-2012, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I c wat u did thar.

You sea?

BigV · 10-08-2012, 02:53 PM

Hugh Manatee is outraged that Ana molested Barbara.

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(CBS) ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- A woman turned herself in to authorities Tuesday after she was captured in a photograph taking an apparent joyride on a manatee at a Florida park, CBS affiliate WKMG reports.

PICTURES: Fla. woman photographed riding manatee

Officials said 52-year-old Ana Gutierrez contacted the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and admitted to riding the manatee at Fort De Soto Park.

Deputies were called to the park Sunday afternoon when they received reports of a woman apparently riding a manatee, the Orlando Sentinel reported. Authorities weren't able to find the woman when they arrived at the area, but witnesses described to them what happened and took pictures of the incident.

The manatee is classified as an endangered species in Florida. The Florida Manatee Sanctuary Act makes it a second-degree misdemeanor to intentionally "molest, harass, or disturb" any manatee, according to the Sentinel.

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coolcat · 10-08-2012, 07:58 PM

Lamplighter · 10-08-2012, 08:33 PM

FTW

This whole thread was just a set up for Coolcat's post...

Congrats !

Griff · 10-08-2012, 09:47 PM

This thread is won.

SPUCK · 10-11-2012, 06:12 AM

Truly.

10-04-2012, 03:15 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Not to be confused with a manitou. Although I imagine sharing a house with either would be uncomfortable. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-04-2012, 03:17 PM	#3
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Or a Manilow ... Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

10-04-2012, 03:47 PM	#4
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	or Man-O-War, which is a horse of a different color. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-04-2012, 07:37 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	As a horse of colour, I object to that remark. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-04-2012, 09:10 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	He's a card-carrying member of the NAACP - the National Association for the Advancement of Colored Ponies. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-05-2012, 02:51 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh, the Barbara's cousin, Hugh... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-05-2012, 07:56 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I c wat u did thar. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-05-2012, 11:54 PM	#9
Sperlock Elite Elitist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 322	How does Hugh Manatee feel about that? __________________ Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. - Anonymous http://informationthreshold.blogspot.com, http://spiritualthreshold.blogspot.com

10-08-2012, 07:58 PM	#12
coolcat Drawn Druid Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 32	__________________ Now what do we do? Last edited by coolcat; 10-08-2012 at 08:04 PM.

10-08-2012, 08:33 PM	#13
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	FTW This whole thread was just a set up for Coolcat's post... Congrats !

10-08-2012, 09:47 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	This thread is won. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-11-2012, 06:12 AM	#15
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Truly.

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