The Real Mitt Romney

Adak · 10-08-2012, 07:59 PM

How Biden can beat Ryan, in Thursday's big debate:

1) Be different! Have a Biden vs. Biden debate!

2) Slip Ryan a roofie, before the debate!

3) Tell the moderator, his dog ate all his debate notes.

4) Get an earpiece from the secret service, and get coached by a roomful of government and debate experts, live.

5) Pray to St. Jude the Apostle, the patron saint of Lost Causes - REAL hard.

Because Ryan is going to kick Biden's ass!!

10-08-2012, 07:59 PM	#11
Adak Lecturer Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 796	How Biden can beat Ryan, in Thursday's big debate: 1) Be different! Have a Biden vs. Biden debate! 2) Slip Ryan a roofie, before the debate! 3) Tell the moderator, his dog ate all his debate notes. 4) Get an earpiece from the secret service, and get coached by a roomful of government and debate experts, live. 5) Pray to St. Jude the Apostle, the patron saint of Lost Causes - REAL hard. Because Ryan is going to kick Biden's ass!!

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