Where'm I gonna live?

[Undertoad]

I can park at the top, but there are a limited number of spots. There are spots on the college property, but I don't know what the college thinks about using them.

Sarge, the woods are 20 feet deep to the North, ending in student apartments; 100 feet deep to the West, ending in the local police station; 40 feet deep to the South, ending in modern big-ass housing; and 1000 feet deep to the East, ending in a creek.

So if the varmints are to the East I'm good to go.

And check the wind direction before smoking outside... or blame it on the college kids.