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mrnoodle · 03-06-2004, 11:45 PM

You quit at 30? Wish I had done that. Incidentally, I just got off the phone with my ex-girlfriend. After I said I wouldn't move to Mississippi with her, we broke up, but remained friends. She fell into a whirlwind relationship (is there any other kind south of the mason-dixon line?). He buys flowers, takes her to the symphony, rubs her feet, the whole princess-worship routine. He's in med school, and works at the hospital where Megan works. She's thinking "oo I get to marry a doctor" Well, that's all well and good.

Except she caught him with his ex-g/f today, and he's been playing both sides against the middle for at least 2 weeks. I offered my services and sociopathic tendencies are at her disposal, but....

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GIRLS THINKING? IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER? WTF. Stop dating losers.

It makes me so upset, I jokingly offered to be her rebound guy, she accepted. Naturally if I were to do that, it would be for the wrong reasons, and you would be hearing my sorry ass tale on here in a couple months.

[/deep breath] [yell]EVERYBODY JUST GET THEIR OWN SHIT TOGETHER BEFORE SUBJECTING A RELATIONSHIP TO YOUR NEUROSES. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW PRETTY HIS EYES ARE. I KNOW HE BOUGHT YOU EXPENSIVE STUFF. DON'T LET HIM PUT HIS PEE PEE IN YOU UNTIL YOU KNOW HE'S THE REAL DEAL - YOU WILL REGRET IT[/yell]

03-06-2004, 11:45 PM	#11
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	You quit at 30? Wish I had done that. Incidentally, I just got off the phone with my ex-girlfriend. After I said I wouldn't move to Mississippi with her, we broke up, but remained friends. She fell into a whirlwind relationship (is there any other kind south of the mason-dixon line?). He buys flowers, takes her to the symphony, rubs her feet, the whole princess-worship routine. He's in med school, and works at the hospital where Megan works. She's thinking "oo I get to marry a doctor" Well, that's all well and good. Except she caught him with his ex-g/f today, and he's been playing both sides against the middle for at least 2 weeks. I offered my services and sociopathic tendencies are at her disposal, but.... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GIRLS THINKING? IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER? WTF. Stop dating losers. It makes me so upset, I jokingly offered to be her rebound guy, she accepted. Naturally if I were to do that, it would be for the wrong reasons, and you would be hearing my sorry ass tale on here in a couple months. [/deep breath] [yell]EVERYBODY JUST GET THEIR OWN SHIT TOGETHER BEFORE SUBJECTING A RELATIONSHIP TO YOUR NEUROSES. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW PRETTY HIS EYES ARE. I KNOW HE BOUGHT YOU EXPENSIVE STUFF. DON'T LET HIM PUT HIS PEE PEE IN YOU UNTIL YOU KNOW HE'S THE REAL DEAL - YOU WILL REGRET IT[/yell] __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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