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Old 12-24-2012, 07:10 PM   #1
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You'd be better off with free access to howitzers.

In the event of fighting government tyranny, they'll do a lot more good than AK47s.

In the event of a school shooting, the reload time is so long that you'd only get off one shot.

Howitzers for all!

Now, back to the donkey shagging ...
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Old 12-24-2012, 09:08 PM   #2
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In the event of a school shooting, the reload time is so long that you'd only get off one shot.
According to the NRA, Adam Lanza did not have an assault weapon. He could only fire 47 rounds per minute. So he stood there for many minutes unloading between 3 and 11 rounds into each student and teacher.

With a howitzer, he could have taken out a whole class in one shot. Much better protection for all Americans.

According to the Supreme Court, we all have a right to weapons. Since the 2nd Amendment says, "A well regulated Militia," well, what could be more regulating than Adam Lanza with his 155 mm howitzer. Then he need not waste time firing NATO rounds at a paltry 47 per minute.

Then we don't have to waste good taxpayer's money on fortifying schools with sandbags and bullet proof glass. We can even save money. It is good to know the NRA is defending our interests.

If we put that howiter behind every SUV, then a kid could not be there and run over by our armoured SUV. More reasons why we should all have howitzers. To protect 30 kids per week otherwise killed by SUVs.

Who knew our forefathers had so much foresight. Of course. They were neither Democrat nor Republican. So they could actually think logically - like a patriotic American.
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