RANT WARNING

[BigV]

two left hands?! you insensitive bastard, don't you know monster's all right now?

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by jimhelm

these three nuns are walking through the park, when out jumps a flasher in a London Fog Overcoat.

The flasher throws open his coat, revealing his naked male body to the nuns, and begins to wag his member back and forth.
The first Nun has a stroke.
The SECOND Nun also has a stroke.
wait for it.....
The Third Nun refused to touch it.

I was going to suggest in my reply that "Monster could reach it" A variation on that joke where the third one couldn't reach it, but I thought no one would catch the reference.

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I was cheered by the feistiness of your post, you'll handle it.

Me too, my first thought was "Ahh, good old Monster is back in fine form. Her left pinky seems to be doing it's own thing, but YEAH! MONSTER TIME! POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO!

Originally Posted by BigV

two left hands?! you insensitive bastard, don't you know monster's all right now?

[solicitous nurse] I'm sorry, Mr.V visiting hours are over. Monster needs her rest now.[/solicitous nurse]

[nowhereman]

Rant away Monster - it's good for the soul. Glad you're doing better !!