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infinite monkey · 02-21-2013, 10:55 AM

What I like is the juxtaposition of hot girls.

Building on Tril's theory of hot girls being murdered a lot, we can look at these two murders and compare and contrast.

In one scenario: hot girl was murdered probably for being a hot girl who was getting the heck out. Hot girls are rarely allowed to leave quietly. There will, at the very least, be much gnarling and gnashing of teeth.

In the other scenario: hot girl kills the crap out of the guy. Stabs him 50 billion times AND slits his throat AND shoots him in the head. So this hot girl (and I'm going out on a limb here) must have shown some sociopathic tendencies at some point or another. But that's OK. She was hot.

This is all scientifically quantifiable. If you will endulge me, we can view the Crazy-Hot Scale mathematics below.

Basically, it comes down to this: Hot Girl! Kill or Be Killed!

02-21-2013, 10:55 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	What I like is the juxtaposition of hot girls. Building on Tril's theory of hot girls being murdered a lot, we can look at these two murders and compare and contrast. In one scenario: hot girl was murdered probably for being a hot girl who was getting the heck out. Hot girls are rarely allowed to leave quietly. There will, at the very least, be much gnarling and gnashing of teeth. In the other scenario: hot girl kills the crap out of the guy. Stabs him 50 billion times AND slits his throat AND shoots him in the head. So this hot girl (and I'm going out on a limb here) must have shown some sociopathic tendencies at some point or another. But that's OK. She was hot. This is all scientifically quantifiable. If you will endulge me, we can view the Crazy-Hot Scale mathematics below. Basically, it comes down to this: Hot Girl! Kill or Be Killed! Attached Images

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