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[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I thought you were going to work for me at the brewery? I think we'll have a daily employee beer allowance.

The double deuce is my bottle of choice because if you pour without rhythm, it won't attract the worm. And there is less handling, making for quicker work at bottling, and who is anyone kidding? Who drinks 12 ounces of beer and calls it a day?

Yeah, I'll work at the brewery. I want to do that thing where you put a glove on a bottle as it passes on the assembly line and scratch your face in a bored manner while staring off into space just before your TV show starts.

I'll rock it!