Study Shows Drop Bears More Likely to Attack Non-Australians

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Obama is proposing high level funding for a National Institute for Brain Research (NIBR).
This is an opportunity for the Aussies to go for the big $ ...

Options and Priorities:
1) Re-direct drop-bear brain impulses to target both Aussies and immigrants
2) Develop and patent a short-acting nasal spray to modify accents of immigrants and tourists

Option 1 would reduce or eliminate discrimination that all Aussies feel when ignored by the drop-bears;
however, this option might lead to over-work and exhaustion among drop-bear populations
Option 2 could have financial viability where ever drop-bears have/will become an invasive species.