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infinite monkey · 04-05-2013, 07:31 AM

The online news from a local news station is just...terrible.

By ****
Staff Writer

DAYTON – A neighbor called at 9 p.m. to tell the resident her car was being turned into a smorgasbord with flower, mustard and honey poured over it. Police told the victim to take the vehicle to the car wash and determine if there was any permanent damage.

There was none, except for the wasted food, and the women told police it might have something to do with another woman, dating the father of her child. The other woman might think there is something going on when he picks up his child from the mother.

Yes. That's the whole article.

Yes, he wrote 'flower.'

04-05-2013, 07:31 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	The online news from a local news station is just...terrible. By **** Staff Writer DAYTON – A neighbor called at 9 p.m. to tell the resident her car was being turned into a smorgasbord with flower, mustard and honey poured over it. Police told the victim to take the vehicle to the car wash and determine if there was any permanent damage. There was none, except for the wasted food, and the women told police it might have something to do with another woman, dating the father of her child. The other woman might think there is something going on when he picks up his child from the mother. Yes. That's the whole article. Yes, he wrote 'flower.'

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