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| View Poll Results: Your Stance at The Urinal | |||
| The Standard - The "all-American, one-handed, nothing special stance". |
   
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9 | 30.00% |
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The Hunch - Is anyone looking? Is anyone behind me? Is there someone staring? Can anyone see me? |
  
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4 | 13.33% |
| Spit-n-Drip - Until you spit in the recepticle, the process cannot begin. |
  
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1 | 3.33% |
| The Trucker - You put your arm on the divider as if you were driving a rig with an open window. |
  
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0 | 0% |
| The Superman - Hands on hips, legs apart. |
  
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1 | 3.33% |
| The Superman Trucker - Legs apart, both arms up on the dividers. You own this space! |
  
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0 | 0% |
| Being Arrested - One or both hands on the wall, above the urinal, as if to support yourself. |
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1 | 3.33% |
| I'm a Woman - I squat to pee! |
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9 | 30.00% |
| I'm a man and I STILL squat to pee! |
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4 | 13.33% |
| I'm a woman and I DON'T squat to pee! |
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1 | 3.33% |
| Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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03-12-2004, 03:03 PM
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Coronation Incarnate
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 96
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Ever experience a real Japanese commode? It's scary! It's like a urinal that goes all the way down to the floor and then extends out several feet, over which you have to stand or squat to do pretty much anything you have to do.
There was a great scene in the movie 'Mr. Baseball', where Tom Selleck is ticked off with the Japanese about something, and he says, "Next you'll be telling me how to take a shit!" and he walks into the stall, the door closes, there's a moment of silence, and he says, "Will somebody tell me how to take a shit?!" |
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