Your Stance

Kitsune · 03-12-2004, 03:14 PM

Shouldn't it be "flush" instead of "spit"?

Nope -- I do mean spit. Its an odd type of bathroom user that does this, but they're everywhere. Walk in, unzip, and before anything else happens, they feel the need to spit into the urinal, sometimes repeatedly. I'm not sure why, but these people creep me out.

...but not as much as the people who bring their coffee in with them and set it on top of the urinal. No food should ever been permitted in the restroom, no matter how protective of it you are unless you are in a bar in which case your drink had better follow.

Another rule I want: no talking on the cellphone in the office restroom. Do "your business" someplace else.

"Christ almighty! Why does this bathroom always smell like shit?"

View Poll Results: Your Stance at The Urinal
The Standard - The "all-American, one-handed, nothing special stance".	9	30.00%
The Hunch - Is anyone looking? Is anyone behind me? Is there someone staring? Can anyone see me?	4	13.33%
Spit-n-Drip - Until you spit in the recepticle, the process cannot begin.	1	3.33%
The Trucker - You put your arm on the divider as if you were driving a rig with an open window.	0	0%
The Superman - Hands on hips, legs apart.	1	3.33%
The Superman Trucker - Legs apart, both arms up on the dividers. You own this space!	0	0%
Being Arrested - One or both hands on the wall, above the urinal, as if to support yourself.	1	3.33%
I'm a Woman - I squat to pee!	9	30.00%
I'm a man and I STILL squat to pee!	4	13.33%
I'm a woman and I DON'T squat to pee!	1	3.33%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

03-12-2004, 03:14 PM	#1
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Shouldn't it be "flush" instead of "spit"? Nope -- I do mean spit. Its an odd type of bathroom user that does this, but they're everywhere. Walk in, unzip, and before anything else happens, they feel the need to spit into the urinal, sometimes repeatedly. I'm not sure why, but these people creep me out. ...but not as much as the people who bring their coffee in with them and set it on top of the urinal. No food should ever been permitted in the restroom, no matter how protective of it you are unless you are in a bar in which case your drink had better follow. Another rule I want: no talking on the cellphone in the office restroom. Do "your business" someplace else. "Christ almighty! Why does this bathroom always smell like shit?"

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