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Gravdigr · 04-20-2013, 03:30 PM

Positively rhapsodic!

Gravdigr · 04-24-2013, 01:54 PM

19 year old who?

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glatt · 04-24-2013, 02:31 PM

I bet I know how that happened.

They have court reporter type stenographers who type up that stuff, and that person didn't know how to spell the dude's name because it was very uncommon. So they looked it up and assigned a hot key or macro to it so that they just had to type alt-F1 or something to get his name, but they forgot that alt-F1 was really the key they set up for Zoe Dechanel (or however the fuck you spell her name) and alt-F2 was for the terrorist dude.

That's my theory, and there are probably some minor holes in it, but I bet it's damn close.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-24-2013, 02:38 PM

Since it's FOX, the guy typing it couldn't bear to tell the truth.

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04-24-2013, 01:54 PM	#2
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04-24-2013, 02:38 PM	#4
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04-24-2013, 02:31 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I bet I know how that happened. They have court reporter type stenographers who type up that stuff, and that person didn't know how to spell the dude's name because it was very uncommon. So they looked it up and assigned a hot key or macro to it so that they just had to type alt-F1 or something to get his name, but they forgot that alt-F1 was really the key they set up for Zoe Dechanel (or however the fuck you spell her name) and alt-F2 was for the terrorist dude. That's my theory, and there are probably some minor holes in it, but I bet it's damn close.

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