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View Poll Results: Who chose the better part?
Man 0 0%
Dog 4 40.00%
Even Steven 1 10.00%
Cats 5 50.00%
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Old 04-22-2013, 08:30 PM   #1
xoxoxoBruce
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again
during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......


My dog is a POLITICIAN

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Old 04-23-2013, 11:41 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce View Post
My dog is a POLITICIAN
Whew, I thought you were talking about me there for a minute.

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