What's mildly amusing you today?

Sundae · 07-07-2013, 04:46 AM

Our vine colonised both our neighbours' gardens.
Mum was paranoid about us being nuisance neighbours despite the fact we're always home and keep our own garden well tended. So she tried to track down the offending parts of the climber and snipped them off at source.

What this meant was said neighbours had dead vines in their trees/ bushes.
I had to laugh at her consternation. Best laid plans and all that.
I don't think either of the neighbours noticed.

Mildly amusing:
Big, voluble man in front of me in local shop, on phone.
"Nah, don't worry about a barbeque. Fry up some sausages, stick them in a roll and just put some shit on them."

I didn't follow him home for lunch.

ZenGum · 07-24-2013, 12:05 AM

I can't find the thread in was in, but after that Korean airlines crash in California, some joker got a TV station to announce the crew names as Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi To Lo, Ho Li Fuk and Bang Ding Ow.

Korea replies.

Nicely played, Korea.

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07-07-2013, 04:46 AM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Our vine colonised both our neighbours' gardens. Mum was paranoid about us being nuisance neighbours despite the fact we're always home and keep our own garden well tended. So she tried to track down the offending parts of the climber and snipped them off at source. What this meant was said neighbours had dead vines in their trees/ bushes. I had to laugh at her consternation. Best laid plans and all that. I don't think either of the neighbours noticed. Mildly amusing: Big, voluble man in front of me in local shop, on phone. "Nah, don't worry about a barbeque. Fry up some sausages, stick them in a roll and just put some shit on them." I didn't follow him home for lunch. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-24-2013, 12:05 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I can't find the thread in was in, but after that Korean airlines crash in California, some joker got a TV station to announce the crew names as Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi To Lo, Ho Li Fuk and Bang Ding Ow. Korea replies. Nicely played, Korea. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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