The towel rack fell off 6 months ago

Undertoad · 08-27-2013, 04:03 PM

... and every day, every time I go into the bathroom, this bracket gives me an angry look for not replacing it.

Gravdigr · 08-27-2013, 04:57 PM

It does look a little cross.

LabRat · 08-27-2013, 05:22 PM

That made me LOL.
I always see faces in the taillights/bumper of cars.

What?? I spend a lot of time commuting.

jimhelm · 08-27-2013, 06:29 PM

googly eye the little bastard.

Lamplighter · 08-27-2013, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Now we know where UT got the idea for one of the Cellar's smilies:

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Griff · 08-27-2013, 09:31 PM

He needs to lighten the hell up.

Sundae · 08-28-2013, 06:15 AM

Kick it in the bracket UT.
That's give the little sod something to glare about.

BigV · 08-28-2013, 12:44 PM

dude, just stick your rod in its face and screw it in tight. throw a towel over it when you're done, it'll still have that "angwy face" but you won't have to look at it ever again.

problem solved. you're welcome.

Undertoad · 08-28-2013, 01:15 PM

OH THANK YOU I AM AN IDIOT AND NEVER CONSIDERED THAT

No, for two reasons. One, the incompetent jagoffs who remodeled this shithole decided that it would be a great idea to put the towel rack 15 inches above the TP holder. Can anyone see why this doesn't work? Anyone, anyone?

Two, my septic system is in a state of complete failure, and the venting of the bathroom plumbing is either blocked, not done properly, or never done at all. As a result, the bathroom smells horribly of sulphur/rotten eggs, and most surfaces accumulate a light dusting of black mold and/or something I don't wish to contemplate. I keep my towels in my bedroom.

Fuck My Life, but please don't be patronizing about it.

BigV · 08-28-2013, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

dude, just stick your rod in its face and screw it in tight. throw a towel over it when you're done, it'll still have that "angwy face" but you won't have to look at it ever again.

problem solved. you're welcome.

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

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Fuck My Life, but please don't be patronizing about it.

sex pun humor--fail.

patronization--unintentional.

apology--sincere.

I'm sorry, UT, was going for a joke, I promise. I'm sorry.

Undertoad · 08-28-2013, 01:39 PM

I apologize in turn... I'm pretty dense these days

chrisinhouston · 08-30-2013, 02:29 PM

I find myself repairing a towel rod quite often at my grandkids house. You would think they do pull ups or something as they are always getting pulled out of the wall.

And they had one like yours, right above the toilet paper holder.

08-27-2013, 04:03 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The towel rack fell off 6 months ago ... and every day, every time I go into the bathroom, this bracket gives me an angry look for not replacing it.

08-27-2013, 04:57 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It does look a little cross. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-27-2013, 05:22 PM	#3
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	That made me LOL. I always see faces in the taillights/bumper of cars. What?? I spend a lot of time commuting. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

08-27-2013, 06:29 PM	#4
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	googly eye the little bastard. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-27-2013, 09:31 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	He needs to lighten the hell up. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

08-28-2013, 06:15 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Kick it in the bracket UT. That's give the little sod something to glare about. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-28-2013, 12:44 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	dude, just stick your rod in its face and screw it in tight. throw a towel over it when you're done, it'll still have that "angwy face" but you won't have to look at it ever again. problem solved. you're welcome. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-28-2013, 01:15 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	OH THANK YOU I AM AN IDIOT AND NEVER CONSIDERED THAT No, for two reasons. One, the incompetent jagoffs who remodeled this shithole decided that it would be a great idea to put the towel rack 15 inches above the TP holder. Can anyone see why this doesn't work? Anyone, anyone? Two, my septic system is in a state of complete failure, and the venting of the bathroom plumbing is either blocked, not done properly, or never done at all. As a result, the bathroom smells horribly of sulphur/rotten eggs, and most surfaces accumulate a light dusting of black mold and/or something I don't wish to contemplate. I keep my towels in my bedroom. Fuck My Life, but please don't be patronizing about it.

08-28-2013, 01:39 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I apologize in turn... I'm pretty dense these days

08-30-2013, 02:29 PM	#12
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	I find myself repairing a towel rod quite often at my grandkids house. You would think they do pull ups or something as they are always getting pulled out of the wall. And they had one like yours, right above the toilet paper holder.

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