Humor...I Need Humor...

[limegreenc]

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man: “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”

[xoxoxoBruce]

A group of doctors were out duck hunting, when a large bird flew overhead.
The family doctor raised his gun, but then lowered his gun saying "I am not sure that is a duck."
The Psychiatrist raised his gun, but then lowered it again saying “I know it's a duck, but I'm not sure that it knows it's a duck."
The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky, then turns to the pathologist and says "Go see if that was a duck."

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by limegreenc

Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Perhaps. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

"You look familiar, do I know you?"
"I don't know, do you watch porn?"