France did something right for once! - Page 2

slang · 03-20-2004, 02:17 PM

A nervous looking man with a beard and a Glock could very well be on your team.

Confirm all soft targets before firing.

blue · 03-20-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar

You're positive, huh? Well, you're wrong, dickhead.

Take your shithole opinion and fart on out.

And this has nothing to do with Iraq, fuckwad.

I fuckin hate people who profess to know what I am or am not thinking, based on one statement.

Here, I'll make it easy for you on this one: I think you're a fucking idiot.

edit: added a point and changed the flow.

Thanks OC..that was my laugh for the day!

lumberjim · 03-20-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by slang
A nervous looking man with a beard and a Glock could very well be on your team.

Confirm all soft targets before firing.

"never trust a white man with a beard, or a black man without one."

-my boss's comment when he realized i was growing a beard

jaguar · 03-20-2004, 02:40 PM

don't get what the fuck you people have against the french. I mean whoopdefucking do, they actually stood up to your chief asshole and told him to take his war and shove it up his ass if he wasn't going to follow even the most brief of diplomatic niceties that international diplomacy runs on. Take a look at the protests today, most of the world thinks you shouldn't have invaded. Your hamfisted 'war on terror' has resulted only in fanning the flames of islamic extremism by demonstrating America's imperialist nature first hand and turned yet more of world opinion against america. Why single out the french? The koreans who's electronics you buy hate your country far more than the french.

Personally I think it's because they they produce such wonderful food and don't get fat, a whole nation of fatassed envious slobs.

*gets out the flame retardant suit*

slang · 03-20-2004, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by jaguar
.... a whole nation of fatassed envious slobs.

(slang laughs his fat ass off while gorging himself with Italian pizza)

jaguar · 03-20-2004, 02:51 PM

you ignorant fatassed slobs wouldn't know a real Italian pizza verses the violated corpse of italian pizza you eat if I slapped you in the face with one!

this is kinda fun. I see where talk show hosts get their kicks now.

slang · 03-20-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
....... or a black man without one."

Didnt anyone tell you LJ, I'm a black conservative Christian Republican rural dude.

So that means..........you can trust me. Watch out for those cracker CCRR dudes though.

lumberjim · 03-20-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by slang

Didnt anyone tell you LJ, I'm a black conservative Christian Republican rural dude.

So that means..........you can trust me. Watch out for those cracker CCRR dudes though.

ermmm.....i've seen your picture at the forks party....and even if i hadn't, black christian conservatives don;t say "dude" ; much less refer to themselves as one.

nice try....shave it, osama!

Saddam Hussein · 03-20-2004, 03:16 PM

Pardon me for interrupting here.

The CIA spook guarding my cell happened to leave his laptop connected and within reach through the bars. I couldnt help reading through the Cellar.org as well as many other sites whose members have support my efforts to stay in power....killing at will....etc, etc

Anyway, having seen the pic of slang listed here I can say with absolute confidence that he doesnt look like my dear old friend OBL. The only visual similarities are the beards.

Osama is in the cell next to mine.......until the end of Oct when he'll likely have an unfortunate "accident" and his body will show up somewhere in Baghdad.

Bushwhacked

Sad Hus

The CIA · 03-20-2004, 03:27 PM

sorry, everyone! won't happen again. I have to remember to lock my keyboard when i go pee.

who you callin spook? looks like more electroshock for you, saddam.

Troubleshooter · 03-20-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by jaguar
don't get what the fuck you people have against the french. I mean whoopdefucking do, they actually stood up to your chief asshole and told him to take his war and shove it up his ass if he wasn't going to follow even the most brief of diplomatic niceties that international diplomacy runs on.

They didn't stand up to anybody. Oh, they might have protested a little, but you didn't see them start any form or sanctions or trade embargos and you didn't see them send anyone to stop us either.

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Originally posted by jaguar

Take a look at the protests today, most of the world thinks you shouldn't have invaded. Your hamfisted 'war on terror' has resulted only in fanning the flames of islamic extremism by demonstrating America's imperialist nature first hand and turned yet more of world opinion against america.

I'll aree with that, with some reservations.

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Originally posted by jaguar

Why single out the french? The koreans who's electronics you buy hate your country far more than the french.

Because the french are rude, smelly and self-absorbed. if they had done something to deserve it they might warrant some respect; I might cut them some slack. The only war they ever won was the French Revolution and look at the competition.

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Originally posted by jaguar

Personally I think it's because they they produce such wonderful food and don't get fat, a whole nation of fatassed envious slobs.

Their food isn't THAT good. Now what it turned into when it landed here in Louisiana is another thing entirely.

And envious? Not likely, I mean one division of tanks could take care of them. Wait... That's been done already. Sorry, never mind.

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Originally posted by jaguar

*gets out the flame retardant suit*

Where are you from?

Edit: damn punctuation; left out a question

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2004, 04:56 PM

Jag, this fatassed slob resents your accusation. Personally, I have disliked the french, since before you were born. Don't care much for their cooking, either. :p

be-bop · 03-20-2004, 07:03 PM

Hey I can see how you guys in the US are not too fond of the French, between them and the Germans they can cause serious mayhem in Europe and elsewhere in the world.
But whats this about people with beards being not trustworthy
Hurrrummph!!!My chins not seen the light of day since about 1979 but I'm as honest as the day is long..
Looking through some photos held in the Cellar archives there's quite a few of us not short of facial hair.

Could this be beard envy? People who have tried to grow them and failed (could be a case for counselling).

If you have tried and failed go on have another go you can do it.

Beardies of the world unite

Troubleshooter · 03-20-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by be-bop
Beardies of the world unite

We could call ourselves the He-Man Hirsute Horde or some such alliterative title.

elSicomoro · 03-20-2004, 07:42 PM

Jag, I think the "general" issue against the French is their "snooty attitude." I think we still expect them to kiss our asses because we liberated them in WW2.

Personally, I don't like the French because they treated their colonies like absolute shit and ranted against the war on a humanitarian slant, when it would seem it was more an issue of economics for them.

You know, you called it our war, but last I checked, Australia was a member of the COW, so it's your war, too...or are you going to pull the Swiss card out?

View Poll Results: Should we run down those "Evil doers" from the "Axis of Evil"?
Yes, they are a waste of air and food	2	10.53%
No, I'm an ultra liberal who still hates the "baby killers" of the vietnam war	1	5.26%
No, that guy is retarded	11	57.89%
Yes, people with beards are not trustworthy.....	5	26.32%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

03-20-2004, 02:40 PM	#19
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	don't get what the fuck you people have against the french. I mean whoopdefucking do, they actually stood up to your chief asshole and told him to take his war and shove it up his ass if he wasn't going to follow even the most brief of diplomatic niceties that international diplomacy runs on. Take a look at the protests today, most of the world thinks you shouldn't have invaded. Your hamfisted 'war on terror' has resulted only in fanning the flames of islamic extremism by demonstrating America's imperialist nature first hand and turned yet more of world opinion against america. Why single out the french? The koreans who's electronics you buy hate your country far more than the french. Personally I think it's because they they produce such wonderful food and don't get fat, a whole nation of fatassed envious slobs. gets out the flame retardant suit __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

03-20-2004, 02:51 PM	#21
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	you ignorant fatassed slobs wouldn't know a real Italian pizza verses the violated corpse of italian pizza you eat if I slapped you in the face with one! this is kinda fun. I see where talk show hosts get their kicks now. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

03-20-2004, 03:16 PM	#24
Saddam Hussein The CIA faked my death Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: with OBL in the White House basement Posts: 61	Pardon me for interrupting here. The CIA spook guarding my cell happened to leave his laptop connected and within reach through the bars. I couldnt help reading through the Cellar.org as well as many other sites whose members have support my efforts to stay in power....killing at will....etc, etc Anyway, having seen the pic of slang listed here I can say with absolute confidence that he doesnt look like my dear old friend OBL. The only visual similarities are the beards. Osama is in the cell next to mine.......until the end of Oct when he'll likely have an unfortunate "accident" and his body will show up somewhere in Baghdad. Bushwhacked Sad Hus __________________ This is really slang, dont be frightened

03-20-2004, 03:27 PM	#25
The CIA ever vigilant Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Washington DC Posts: 30	sorry, everyone! won't happen again. I have to remember to lock my keyboard when i go pee. who you callin spook? looks like more electroshock for you, saddam. __________________ we know all about you

03-20-2004, 02:17 PM	#16
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	A nervous looking man with a beard and a Glock could very well be on your team. Confirm all soft targets before firing.

03-20-2004, 04:56 PM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Jag, this fatassed slob resents your accusation. Personally, I have disliked the french, since before you were born. Don't care much for their cooking, either. :p __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-20-2004, 07:03 PM	#28
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	France did something right for once Hey I can see how you guys in the US are not too fond of the French, between them and the Germans they can cause serious mayhem in Europe and elsewhere in the world. But whats this about people with beards being not trustworthy Hurrrummph!!!My chins not seen the light of day since about 1979 but I'm as honest as the day is long.. Looking through some photos held in the Cellar archives there's quite a few of us not short of facial hair. Could this be beard envy? People who have tried to grow them and failed (could be a case for counselling). If you have tried and failed go on have another go you can do it. Beardies of the world unite

03-20-2004, 07:42 PM	#30
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Jag, I think the "general" issue against the French is their "snooty attitude." I think we still expect them to kiss our asses because we liberated them in WW2. Personally, I don't like the French because they treated their colonies like absolute shit and ranted against the war on a humanitarian slant, when it would seem it was more an issue of economics for them. You know, you called it our war, but last I checked, Australia was a member of the COW, so it's your war, too...or are you going to pull the Swiss card out?

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