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Old 01-18-2014, 08:46 AM   #10
lumberjim
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I got a bad haircut last night. So. Short.

I usually tell them... Kind of like a long flat top... Like Howie Long. Well she went way too high up with the #1 clipper, but it wasn't terrible... Yet. Then she asks what I will do with my beard. I said I would trim that later, just kind of blend it down. So she says, 'I can do that.'

I go, Ok.... And before I can stop her, she runs the same clipper right down the side of my face at the sideburn, and cuts off 2.5 months of beard growth. OFF. No blending. Just swoosh.

So then she finished the top, and I end up looking like a cop.

I had to go back to a goatee.
It looks OK.... But my face is cold now, and I'm going to need a hat in this weather.
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