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Old 01-25-2014, 04:29 PM   #1
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one thing that really boils my piss is TV adverts for washing products that claim three things that are all the bastard same.
example: "cleans, lifts stains, removes ground-in dirt"

hey you, detergent makers and your Madison Avenue arsewipes, are you listening?
how the fucking fuck do YOU think 'lifting stains' is any different from 'cleaning'?
in your head does that sound smart?
similarly, what colour is the sky on your planet?

you may be thick as mince but not all of us are.

and another thing, cosmetic adverts for skin cream things listing half a dozen advantages of which all but one are the same thing, like smoothing skin, removing wrinkles and eliminating crows feet and laugh lines.
apart from the fact that it's utter bollocks to confuse a gullible public desperate to believe in this hocus pocus,, how are these any different when they're exactly the fucking same thing?

and another thing, stop putting vitamins in face cream, they only work if you eat the bloody things.

BASTARDS!!!!!!
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Old 01-25-2014, 06:45 PM   #2
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how the fucking fuck do YOU think 'lifting stains' is any different from 'cleaning'?
"Cleaning", is trying.
"Lifting stains" is succeeding.
"Removing ground-in dirt" is victory!
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Old 01-25-2014, 06:57 PM   #3
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"Cleaning", is trying.
"Lifting stains" is succeeding.
"Removing ground-in dirt" is victory!

oh hell, they've got you at it as well.
how the fornicating fornicate is "succeeding" different to "victory"?

or do you work in advertising?
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