Humor...I Need Humor...

[Sun_Sparkz]

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and

>have a few cocktails. They taste good, so you have a few more and then

>the dj puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor, a bit

>worse for wear. After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished,

>and more modern music comes on, you come back to the group for a rest and

>another cocktail or three.

>

>You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at You.

>You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two

>of you. He summons up some courage and moves over to talk to you.

>You like him, so YOU buy him a drink. He likes a woman who is not afraid to

>buy a man a drink. You get on really well. When the time seems perfect

>for both of you, he leans over and kisses you. You have never been kissed

>like this before, an electric kiss - a tingle shudders through your entire

>body and you don't want it to stop.

>

>"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've

>never felt like this before. Do you want to come back to my place?"

>you wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep, to go to

>the toilet, last night's memories slightly blurred. You look at yourself in

>the mirror, make an "urgh" sound and sit down on the toilet.

>As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon

>sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in

>love last night. With a smile on your face, you stand up and walk

>back to the bedroom and see ......................