Giraffes. Down with Copenhagen Zoo.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Quite honestly, it was akin to a Victorian freak show. It must be said that the animals conducted themselves with rather more dignity than did the humans.

That's as it should be, after all we should scorn those animals in the zoo like we scorn the residents of the ghetto, or fans of the wrong football team. Parents have the duty to teach their spawn how to taunt and/or torture inferior creatures.

Yeah, what's wrong with those subhuman monsters running zoos. After all the unlimited space and money we give them, they ought to be able to keep all the animals and their offspring forever. Like Farmer Brown does when old Bessie drops off her milk production, just let her live out her natural life browsing alfalfa and buttercups in bucolic pastures.

Ever since the Mayor's brother-in-law was replaced by those meddling zoologists the zoo ain't been the same. Bitch, bitch, bitch, you can't feed all the animals the same dog kibbles, you can't keep all the animals in little cages, you can't let animals just screw willy-nilly. Then they blow the budget going to conferences with other zoologists, trying to figure out how to manipulate the breeding between zoos to build a solid gene pool. They've got the gall to try to undo what the rest of us have done in the wild... acting like gods, I tell ya.

They could probably make some extra money by charging late night visitors to watch a little father/daughter, mother/son, or brother/sister action. You know, from little glass windowed booths with coin operated tissue dispensers.
Gotta be careful of the glory holes with the big cats though. The Mayor's BIL would have.