Down here at the pawn shop

[Undertoad]

Because our sex toys venture did not result in a lot of sales, I continue to eBay sex toys from time to time. I just listed on eBay a "Basic Essentials Standard Probe."

"Standard" turns out to be 6 inches long, thick, and black, with a "convenient retrieval cord".

When you sell items on eBay, eBay guesses what categories the items belong in. So if you sell an "Apple iPad" it will suggest "Tables and E-Readers" as a category.

If you sell a Basic Essentials Standard Probe, the categories eBay suggests are:

Sporting Goods
> Outdoor Sports > Camping & Hiking > Survival & Emergency Gear
> Winter Sports > Clothing > Protective Gear
Home & Garden
> Bedding > Sheets & Pillowcases
> Kitchen, Dining & Bar > Cookware
Business & Industrial
> Healthcare, Lab & Life Science > Lab Equipment > Analytical Instruments
> Healthcare, Lab & Life Science > Dental > Instruments
> Healthcare, Lab & Life Science > Dental > Dental Supplies
Books
> Textbooks, Education
> Other
> Nonfiction