My First Sherry Story - Page 3

monster · 04-23-2014, 08:49 PM

I used to drink Tio Pepe. Then I moved out from my grandparents' house and stopped going to restaurants.

Sheldonrs · 04-24-2014, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

I used to drink Tio Peepee. Then I moved out from my grandparents' house and stopped going to restaurants.

Ewwww!!!!

lumberjim · 04-24-2014, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

My Sherry was married to a guy named Bob, who was well-meaning, but of below average intelligence. He was ignorant of this fact (as he was of so many others,) and liked to pontificate with a far-away look in his eye on subjects which were profoundly and maddeningly simple. They were older and had no children, despite always wanting them, though not enough to bother adopting I guess.

Sherry did not like me because I didn't give my children candy, and then she really stopped liking me when her husband Bob declared that he wanted to try going gluten-free, which was a shame because I had nothing to do with it. He and I had never spoken on the subject because I honestly figured him as too stupid to be able to figure it out. (He once expressed shock that "even the bread" at a particular restaurant contained gluten.) But she decided I must be behind his conversion, and very shortly after that they left for a different church.

oh, see, now... I made my sherry story up. yours sounds true.

The only Sherry I actually have a story about is Shelby's aunt. She is a white trash cracker. only time I ever heard her voice was when we knocked on her door to ask if they had a spare key or something....( they lived next door to her) and I heard her say, "I hope they're not hungry." ...Apparently they were eating dinner. cracker ass cracker

Sundae · 04-24-2014, 11:42 AM

I worked with a Sherry in this job.
But the only stories I could tell about her are actually interesting. I conflated two characters for my story; one being my current stalker and his exciting updates about his flat.

glatt · 04-24-2014, 02:09 PM

I only have Cheri stories, and they aren't very good.

Sheldonrs · 04-24-2014, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I only have Cheri stories, and they aren't very good.

Sour Cheri? :-)

glatt · 04-24-2014, 02:33 PM

The Cheri (pronounced Sherry) I'm thinking of was more bitter than sour.

footfootfoot · 04-24-2014, 03:37 PM

I worked with a juicy Lucy. (Unverified by me, I took her at her word)

lumberjim · 04-24-2014, 04:34 PM

I just met a Sherrell. She bought a new Nissan. She was kind of nice, but she didn't say a lot. Her grandson was cute. She didn't buy a warranty because the dickhole salesman didn't let me know she was going to her bank for the loan, and I didn't get a shot at her before she got her loan and check. I'm just back here, in my little box with no windows...out of sight out of mind ...until they need me to get someone who doesn't deserve a loan approved. then we're old buddies. yeah. dickholes.

lumberjim · 04-24-2014, 04:35 PM

that story wasn't really about Sherrell.

Undertoad · 04-24-2014, 06:30 PM

Sherry was my first crush, in 2nd grade, and then renewed in 6th grade.

infinite monkey · 04-24-2014, 07:16 PM

I ran into an old friend the other day at breakfast at Bob's. (Bob Evans for those who don't know the chain.) I'll call her Sherry Mac...as she's got a McLastName.

She's such a sweet hearted person. I remember years ago, I went to a party at her house. She lived in my FAVORITE mansion in town at the time. I knew of it because my grandma had taken me there when I was in HS... they were selling formal dresses out of the carriage house, and I was looking for something for some event, prom or some such. It was cool to see the inside of it. Sherry didn't get to live there long (she's had a rough time in her life, things I can't imagine going through) but I remember her saying in her very Sherry way..."at least I got to live in my dream house for a while." She's upbeat and caring.

So that's my real true Sherry story.

Happy Monkey · 04-24-2014, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I only have Cheri stories, and they aren't very good.

Neither were the cheerleader sketches on SNL.

monster · 04-24-2014, 09:19 PM

oooh I do have a Sherry story.... Sherry is the first name of the Scrip-buyer I nickname Buttsecks. All my regulars have nicknames. This one is a granny of two kids at the school. Bless her cotton socks -when she knows she's going to see the family she emails me an order and has her son-in-law pick it up. Her last name is actually Buczek.

I wonder if she or her rellies will ever google her and find this thread? I'm so sorry I called yo granmama buttsecks but she loved you lots

Nirvana · 04-24-2014, 11:52 PM

I did a photo shoot for a magazine named Cheri ...

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04-23-2014, 08:49 PM	#31
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I used to drink Tio Pepe. Then I moved out from my grandparents' house and stopped going to restaurants. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-24-2014, 11:42 AM	#34
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I worked with a Sherry in this job. But the only stories I could tell about her are actually interesting. I conflated two characters for my story; one being my current stalker and his exciting updates about his flat. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-24-2014, 03:37 PM	#38
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I worked with a juicy Lucy. (Unverified by me, I took her at her word) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-24-2014, 04:34 PM	#39
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I just met a Sherrell. She bought a new Nissan. She was kind of nice, but she didn't say a lot. Her grandson was cute. She didn't buy a warranty because the dickhole salesman didn't let me know she was going to her bank for the loan, and I didn't get a shot at her before she got her loan and check. I'm just back here, in my little box with no windows...out of sight out of mind ...until they need me to get someone who doesn't deserve a loan approved. then we're old buddies. yeah. dickholes. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-24-2014, 04:35 PM	#40
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that story wasn't really about Sherrell. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-24-2014, 02:09 PM	#35
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I only have Cheri stories, and they aren't very good.

04-24-2014, 02:33 PM	#37
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The Cheri (pronounced Sherry) I'm thinking of was more bitter than sour.

04-24-2014, 06:30 PM	#41
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Sherry was my first crush, in 2nd grade, and then renewed in 6th grade.

04-24-2014, 07:16 PM	#42
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I ran into an old friend the other day at breakfast at Bob's. (Bob Evans for those who don't know the chain.) I'll call her Sherry Mac...as she's got a McLastName. She's such a sweet hearted person. I remember years ago, I went to a party at her house. She lived in my FAVORITE mansion in town at the time. I knew of it because my grandma had taken me there when I was in HS... they were selling formal dresses out of the carriage house, and I was looking for something for some event, prom or some such. It was cool to see the inside of it. Sherry didn't get to live there long (she's had a rough time in her life, things I can't imagine going through) but I remember her saying in her very Sherry way..."at least I got to live in my dream house for a while." She's upbeat and caring. So that's my real true Sherry story.

04-24-2014, 09:19 PM	#44
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oooh I do have a Sherry story.... Sherry is the first name of the Scrip-buyer I nickname Buttsecks. All my regulars have nicknames. This one is a granny of two kids at the school. Bless her cotton socks -when she knows she's going to see the family she emails me an order and has her son-in-law pick it up. Her last name is actually Buczek. I wonder if she or her rellies will ever google her and find this thread? I'm so sorry I called yo granmama buttsecks but she loved you lots __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-24-2014, 11:52 PM	#45
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I did a photo shoot for a magazine named Cheri ... [ ] __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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