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[xoxoxoBruce]

Unbe-leaf-able! Married man grows world's largest cauliflower which is SIX FOOT wide and weighs 20 times more than normal

What difference if he's married or not?
Is that a wink, nod, we know his wife really did all the work?
Or a single guy wouldn't have been able to pay attention long enough, what with pubs and footie?

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

What difference if he's married or not?
Is that a wink, nod, we know his wife really did all the work?
Or a single guy wouldn't have been able to pay attention long enough, what with pubs and footie?

Yes, that caused not a little head scratching here at Carruthers Towers.
I was hoping someone else might come up with the answer or, at the very least, some amusing speculation

Well played, sir!