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A man was standing in an elevator when a very elegant woman in a long red silk dress boards. Almost as soon as it begins to move again, the elevator gets stuck between floors. There is an awkward period while the man and woman stand there, glancing at each other covertly as the silence stretches on. The man sniffles a bit, looking over at her out of the corner of his eye. The woman shifts slightly, leaning away a bit further.
No longer able to restrain himself, the man turns to the woman and says, "Madame, this may sound forward, but can I smell your vagina?"
Aghast, the woman says, "NO! how rude!"
The man shuffles his feet and mutters, "Huh. ...must be your feet."
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04-29-2014, 07:33 PM
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