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glatt · 06-05-2014, 03:25 PM

I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack.

As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF?
So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see.
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And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug!
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It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to.

Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth,

glatt · 06-05-2014, 03:26 PM

Holy attachments Batman!

Edit: Phew. That's better.

infinite monkey · 06-05-2014, 03:28 PM

omg omg omg omg omg omg

That's like a space being, in a nutshell. (snickers...and speaking of snickers I only really like Almonds in Hershey Chocolate Bars, and I just bought one, and now I may not be able to eat any of it. )

omg :barf:

Sundae · 06-05-2014, 03:41 PM

I generally try to avoid casual profanity.
But FUCKING HELL!

Sue! Sue! Sue!
And I don't mean a boy called...
Complain anyway. At the least you'll get a refund.

What a horrible surprise. I've never even been that disappoint by the contents of a Kinder Egg.

DanaC · 06-05-2014, 04:12 PM

That ain't just a bug. That's a bug wiv babies.

Aliantha · 06-05-2014, 04:38 PM

Gross me out dude! Oh, and WTF!

Lola Bunny · 06-05-2014, 06:44 PM

That is disgusting. If I were eating it, that piece would've gone into my mouth.

Nirvana · 06-05-2014, 06:50 PM

Roasted cock roach Yum!

xoxoxoBruce · 06-05-2014, 10:02 PM

See, that right there is why you should always get the chocolate covered so you won't see that shit.

Nirvana · 06-07-2014, 12:07 AM

This is a sentence i never thought I would say;

My neighbors are on a river cruise in Budapest and I will be feeding their sheep and rabbits for 10 days...

xoxoxoBruce · 06-07-2014, 03:41 PM

Yes, I'm sure that sentence wouldn't come up often.

glatt · 06-07-2014, 07:26 PM

Keens make my feet stink more than any other footwear I have worn. Ever. It's really remarkable.

Lola Bunny · 06-07-2014, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Keens make my feet stink more than any other footwear I have worn. Ever. It's really remarkable.

What I find help reducing stinky feet (my own, hihi) is rock salt. I bought mine online but they sell these deodorant salt bars at the grocery stores. After shower, rub the salt rock on your feet. The salt will kill the bacteria on your feet and soon there will be no more smell.

Sundae · 06-08-2014, 04:05 AM

We sell an unpasteurised cheddar called Keens.
Funnily enough it smells of feet.

sexobon · 06-10-2014, 11:31 PM

Guide dog lands spot in yearbook next to girl he takes care of: 'They're such a great team'

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... He attends class every day with Rachel in San Antonio, Texas, and is connected to her via a buddy leash. "They're so cute together," Teresa said. "They're such a great team."

Taxi can alert family and teachers when Rachel is about to experience a seizure. "He predicts she's going to have a seizure up to an hour and half before it happens," Teresa explains. "It seems to be a smell that the body emits, but until dogs can talk we can never know for sure. ...

06-05-2014, 03:25 PM	#3976
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack. As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF? So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see. And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug! It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to. Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth,

06-05-2014, 03:41 PM	#3979
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I generally try to avoid casual profanity. But FUCKING HELL! Sue! Sue! Sue! And I don't mean a boy called... Complain anyway. At the least you'll get a refund. What a horrible surprise. I've never even been that disappoint by the contents of a Kinder Egg. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-05-2014, 04:38 PM	#3981
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Gross me out dude! Oh, and WTF! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-05-2014, 06:50 PM	#3983
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Roasted cock roach Yum! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-05-2014, 10:02 PM	#3984
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	See, that right there is why you should always get the chocolate covered so you won't see that shit. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-05-2014, 03:26 PM	#3977
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Holy attachments Batman! Edit: Phew. That's better.

06-05-2014, 03:28 PM	#3978
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	omg omg omg omg omg omg That's like a space being, in a nutshell. (snickers...and speaking of snickers I only really like Almonds in Hershey Chocolate Bars, and I just bought one, and now I may not be able to eat any of it. ) omg :barf:

06-05-2014, 06:44 PM	#3982
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	That is disgusting. If I were eating it, that piece would've gone into my mouth.

06-07-2014, 12:07 AM	#3985
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	This is a sentence i never thought I would say; My neighbors are on a river cruise in Budapest and I will be feeding their sheep and rabbits for 10 days... __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-07-2014, 03:41 PM	#3986
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, I'm sure that sentence wouldn't come up often. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-07-2014, 07:26 PM	#3987
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Keens make my feet stink more than any other footwear I have worn. Ever. It's really remarkable.

06-08-2014, 04:05 AM	#3989
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	We sell an unpasteurised cheddar called Keens. Funnily enough it smells of feet. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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