The Drunk Thread

zippyt · 07-12-2014, 09:33 PM

lets see , i cut grass , trimmed , was going to push mow untill i saw the pool was NASTY !! , so scrub the fucking nasty out of the pool ,
and then its time to float and drink ,
Wife gets home , Ohh pork steaks from the BBQ shack ,OH HELLLLLLLLZZ YESSSSSS !!
then float and drink , Oh did i mention the pool is at 85 ish and the out side temp is 95 ish , no buggalooes , , beam and coke is flowen , Swim suite goes away , her stays , she drags me kicking and screaming Out if the pool at 9pm , because she is cold and its late to be swimmen ,,, for now that is ,,,,,,,,,,

Griff · 07-13-2014, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

lets see , i cut grass , trimmed , was going to push mow untill i saw the pool was NASTY !! , so scrub the fucking nasty out of the pool ,
and then its time to float and drink ,
Wife gets home , Ohh pork steaks from the BBQ shack ,OH HELLLLLLLLZZ YESSSSSS !!
then float and drink , Oh did i mention the pool is at 85 ish and the out side temp is 95 ish , no buggalooes , , beam and coke is flowen , Swim suite goes away , her stays , she drags me kicking and screaming Out if the pool at 9pm , because she is cold and its late to be swimmen ,,, for now that is ,,,,,,,,,,

This is good, very good.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2014, 10:42 AM

Yes, zippyt has found balance, his yin and yang do an apache dance like nobody's watching. Go zip, the world envies you.

07-12-2014, 09:33 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	lets see , i cut grass , trimmed , was going to push mow untill i saw the pool was NASTY !! , so scrub the fucking nasty out of the pool , and then its time to float and drink , Wife gets home , Ohh pork steaks from the BBQ shack ,OH HELLLLLLLLZZ YESSSSSS !! then float and drink , Oh did i mention the pool is at 85 ish and the out side temp is 95 ish , no buggalooes , , beam and coke is flowen , Swim suite goes away , her stays , she drags me kicking and screaming Out if the pool at 9pm , because she is cold and its late to be swimmen ,,, for now that is ,,,,,,,,,, __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-13-2014, 10:42 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes, zippyt has found balance, his yin and yang do an apache dance like nobody's watching. Go zip, the world envies you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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