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Old 08-05-2014, 02:38 PM   #1
lumberjim
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ok then

i have no idea about creating apps.

welcome to the cellar. here's your quiz:

1. After you put the lime in the coconut, what do you do?


2. What is the unladen airspeed of an african swallow?


3. Who can you trust?


4. What is the first rule of fight club?


5. on your hot dog.... ketchup or mustard?


6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?


7. What question goes unasked and unanswered?


8. Is this real life?


9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?


10. if there is a man using the third from the left?


11. Why do most quizzes stop at ten questions?
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Old 08-06-2014, 08:27 PM   #2
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Hope you don't mind, I'd like to answer these questions on the grounds I hope they incriminate me:

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ok then

i have no idea about creating apps.

welcome to the cellar. here's your quiz:

1. After you put the lime in the coconut, what do you do?
I think you shake it all around or something. Maybe I'm thinking of the hokey-pokey.


2. What is the unladen airspeed of an african swallow?
12?


3. Who can you trust?
Hardly anyone ever


4. What is the first rule of fight club?
The first rule of fight club is I need to watch fight club because I've been remiss.


5. on your hot dog.... ketchup or mustard?
mustard


6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?
Used to have 3, but I had to cut one off with a butterknife due to gangrene.


7. What question goes unasked and unanswered?
If you don't unask will anyone unanswer?


8. Is this real life?
This is just fantasy


9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?
The door out so I can find the ladies' room


10. if there is a man using the third from the left?
Strangely enough, yes there is.


11. Why do most quizzes stop at ten questions?
Because most people aren't as clever as the Lum Berjim
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Old 08-07-2014, 12:42 PM   #3
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6. how many toes do you have on your right hand?
None. BUT. I briefly worked with a guy about a hundred years ago who had one of his big toes relocated to his right hand. Another guy in the same factory had two thumbs on one hand, for a total of three thumbs.

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9. If you walk into an empty mens room and there are 7 urinals, which do you choose?
Last one on the right.

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