8-11-14: Royal Privilege

xoxoxoBruce · 08-15-2014, 10:54 AM

Maybe dollhouses are like bathing suits, the smaller they are, the more they cost.

Sheldonrs · 08-15-2014, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Maybe dollhouses are like bathing suits, the smaller they are, the more they cost.

I hear it's the same thing with condoms. Right Bruce?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-15-2014, 03:02 PM

Damifino, I've no use for them unless they're cheaper than the balloons used to get kids in the van if the free candy doesn't work.

Sheldonrs · 08-15-2014, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Damifino, I've no use for them unless they're cheaper than the balloons used to get kids in the van if the free candy doesn't work.

I thought you switched to bunnies and puppies.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-15-2014, 04:01 PM

Damn kids kept stealing 'em, and the SPCA makes you pay for the damn things they were gonna gas anyway. Thought I could recoup by eating them, but when the little blighters stole 'em, it nearly bankrupted me.

Sheldonrs · 08-18-2014, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Damn kids kept stealing 'em, and the SPCA makes you pay for the damn things they were gonna gas anyway. Thought I could recoup by eating them, but when the little blighters stole 'em, it nearly bankrupted me.

If the kids are small enough, a freshly dead bunny or puppy looks like it's sleeping...or so I've been told.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-18-2014, 12:25 PM

Used a dead animal to trick the children into my soundproof padded van?

You sick bastard.

08-15-2014, 10:54 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe dollhouses are like bathing suits, the smaller they are, the more they cost. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-15-2014, 03:02 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Damifino, I've no use for them unless they're cheaper than the balloons used to get kids in the van if the free candy doesn't work. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-15-2014, 04:01 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Damn kids kept stealing 'em, and the SPCA makes you pay for the damn things they were gonna gas anyway. Thought I could recoup by eating them, but when the little blighters stole 'em, it nearly bankrupted me. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-18-2014, 12:25 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Used a dead animal to trick the children into my soundproof padded van? You sick bastard. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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