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Old 10-09-2014, 06:42 PM   #1
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I changed my diet pretty drastically last week. Been counting calories & sodium and eating salad every day. now I poop 2 or 3 times every day... and I'm flatulent as all hell. I hope I adjust soon. this is uncomfortable.
The gas is a byproduct of all the dying carb-eating bacteria species that you are no longer feeding. Die-off is usually 7-10 days unless you had some major illness going on before. It will stop soon, I promise.
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Old 10-10-2014, 12:34 PM   #2
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The gas is a byproduct of all the dying carb-eating bacteria species that you are no longer feeding. Die-off is usually 7-10 days unless you had some major illness going on before. It will stop soon, I promise.
I hope to christ you're right. I've got to go get more preparation H after work today. This morning I pooped a hammer. then about half an hour ago, I pooped a Pinpression of a Bison.
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Old 10-10-2014, 03:08 PM   #3
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I've got to go get more preparation H after work today.
Does that thing really help relieve the pain and inflammation?
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