What one thing MUST you do today, or else?

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Tonight, I must drink until my face falls off. Then I must wake up really early and put my face back on, then drink until my ass falls off. Don't worry, all in the comfort of my own home, which will be characteristically empty except for the presence of a piece of shit drunk.

It's serendipitous, actually. It's a commentary on life. It's science, but it's art.

I might take pictures for the november photo contest.

Really, I can do it if I want. No one is the wiser. Not even bud.

Periodically I might poke my ass out a window and tell the world to kiss it.

Don't know what bug was up my butt that day but that right there is hilarious! And it killed the thread, except for...

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

It's beautiful here today. Not a lot of days like today left in the year. GrandCherokeeOne is in fighting trim again, and I haven't been more than 2 miles from home in a pretty good while, so I must go to the river. I must.

I got the sticky-icky, a little petrol, a sixer, a Sweet Coronella, and a lawn chair. Gonna grab some BBQ and buns from the black guy on the cawnuh (that man was born to smoke meat), and then...

I'm out.

Later taters!

Sounds awesome, grav! Hope you have/had a really great day. It was nice here too. Did some cruising to look at autumn trees, but it's football season, so I had some obligations there.