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12-09-2014, 03:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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IM, wanting a cowboy quiz made me remember this Steven Wrightism:
(paraphrasing): I was sitting on the bus the other day when I noticed this girl crying. I noticed her because she was six feet tall, with blonde hair, and blue eyes, and she was Chinese. I asked why she was crying, and she told me she didn't want to discuss it with a stranger on the bus. I told her sometimes it helps to talk out your troubles with a complete stranger on the bus. She thought about it and said that she was crying because she was a six-foot tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Chinese girl who only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys. I said Hi, my name's Bucky Goldstein.
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12-13-2014, 01:44 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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12-14-2014, 09:56 AM
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Vivacious Vivisectionist
Join Date: Aug 2009
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MFW someone talkin' trash 'bout the almighty XAgent:
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