02-09-2015, 10:52 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lamplighter
Just imagine the future.... You're driving past a bill board advertising frozen pizza.
Your kid in back says: "I want pizza"
You say "No, Mom is at home fixing dinner"
Suddenly, your car takes command, turns onto the freeway, and
10 minutes later pulls into a space in the Pizza Hut parking lot.
You are surprised to see your wife crying in her car parked next to you.
She sobbed: "I was putting a roast in the oven when suddenly, the
stove turned off. the tv turned off, and all the lights went out,
The garage door went up and my car horn started blasting away.
I went out and got in the car to turn stop the horn, when the car doors locked.
The seat belt wrapped itself around me, the motor started, and the car brought me here."
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I think I saw that on The Twilight Zone once...
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