June 3rd, 2015: Shrunken Dinosaur

Snakeadelic · 06-04-2015, 07:22 AM

Current thinking is it may BE a dinosaur, descended from some of the tiny species that survived the mass extinction alongside proto-mammals. And there have been hatchling theropods (the group including all the bipedal carnivores) found fossilized with obvious down feathers in a halo around them.

To prepare:
1. Make SURE it's dead (it's a heron of some kind and they go for the eyes)
2. Carefully sear off pinfeathers with a blowtorch for that extra-special "kill it with fire" zing.
3. Cook carefully--there's a fine line between underdone and shoe leather with the little ones.
4. Spice to taste, keeping in mind that it's probably going to taste like fish due to its diet.

06-04-2015, 07:22 AM	#1
Snakeadelic Banned Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 660	Current thinking is it may BE a dinosaur, descended from some of the tiny species that survived the mass extinction alongside proto-mammals. And there have been hatchling theropods (the group including all the bipedal carnivores) found fossilized with obvious down feathers in a halo around them. To prepare: 1. Make SURE it's dead (it's a heron of some kind and they go for the eyes) 2. Carefully sear off pinfeathers with a blowtorch for that extra-special "kill it with fire" zing. 3. Cook carefully--there's a fine line between underdone and shoe leather with the little ones. 4. Spice to taste, keeping in mind that it's probably going to taste like fish due to its diet.

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