June 5th, 2015: Bartzella

[Snakeadelic]

Let me make it SUPER EASY Japanese crazed botanist + too much free time + unregulated lab-grade hybridizing can =

http://s163.photobucket.com/user/och...93281.jpg.html

For those who have actual lives and don't know massive amounts of relevant trivia, Godzilla Vs. Biollante is a 1989 movie whose villain monster is half Godzilla, half rose bush, and imbued with the human spirit of the creator's deceased daughter. I have a philodendron that was 2 feet tall when it was given to me and now takes up an entire 5-foot-tall arbor, so I named it Biollante. No sign of residual spirits or nuclear activity from it...yet...and no recipes because I dunno about peonies but I think philodendrons are fairly toxic.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Snakeadelic

Let me make it SUPER EASY Japanese crazed botanist + too much free time + unregulated lab-grade hybridizing can =

http://s163.photobucket.com/user/och...93281.jpg.html

For those who have actual lives and don't know massive amounts of relevant trivia, Godzilla Vs. Biollante is a 1989 movie whose villain monster is half Godzilla, half rose bush, and imbued with the human spirit of the creator's deceased daughter. I have a philodendron that was 2 feet tall when it was given to me and now takes up an entire 5-foot-tall arbor, so I named it Biollante. No sign of residual spirits or nuclear activity from it...yet...and no recipes because I dunno about peonies but I think philodendrons are fairly toxic.

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