Eat your heart out.

Man. That's an awesome article. Very well written.

Nile monitors too. Man.

It mentions he had a cat - I wonder if it had to live its life in fear or what? It's like "ah, think I'll take a nap.... FUCK! Goddamn lizard on me again! I'll scratch him, that'll teach him... Oooh, maybe not. Ow. Good thing my paws are tough... Guess I'm sleeping up on the counter again."

Badly damaged his face... I guess he shoulda died face-down...

Wouldn't surprise me if some guy killed him and left them there with the lizards as a sort of revenge...