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This week, Glatt's hairy knees have been mostly being banned from Italian magazines.

Apparently, the otherwise fit and healthy local man had his photo-shoot banned from Italian Vogue for projecting an unhealthy body image.

The magazine stated that although his knees were considerably smaller than his thighs, they were significantly more hairy. This could lead to hair envy in impressionable and less hirsute teenage boys and cause an increase in Emergency Room admissions if they attempted to recreate the look with superglue and shavings from the floor of barbershops. They therefore pulled the controversial ad campaign.

Glatt's knees' agent responded to the criticism saying his clients were not worried that they may lose work in future, and who the hell cares anyway, he's already got his paycheck.