Writing my own obituary

[Elspode]

I wrote my mother's obit when she passed, and expanded upon it for her memorial service. I always felt as though I was putting on a show, despite my very deep desire to present the things that I thought defined her.

I'm so hugely egotistical, that if I wrote my own obit, it would end up being a multimedia presentation complete with Smell o Vision, sexual favors and a group rock jam. Best that I just die and leave it all to someone else to say, hopefully, "He mostly didn't suck."