What's mildly amusing you today?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-01-2015, 02:38 PM

Found a package from Amazon in the mailbox, I'd forgotten they'd said it would be delivered yesterday. Small box maybe 6x10x3 inches or so, with some headlight bulbs. I noticed about a dozen tiny black ants on the box which I promptly murdered with malice and forethought.

Opening the box I found hundreds of the little bastards and several dozen eggs attached to the box and the bulb packaging. They appeared to be upset about me killing their kin, but hadn't enough time to make up protest signs yet.

Tossed the box in the tub and gave them a shower to cool them off. Must have done the trick because they were all taking a nap when I was done.

07-01-2015, 02:38 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Found a package from Amazon in the mailbox, I'd forgotten they'd said it would be delivered yesterday. Small box maybe 6x10x3 inches or so, with some headlight bulbs. I noticed about a dozen tiny black ants on the box which I promptly murdered with malice and forethought. Opening the box I found hundreds of the little bastards and several dozen eggs attached to the box and the bulb packaging. They appeared to be upset about me killing their kin, but hadn't enough time to make up protest signs yet. Tossed the box in the tub and gave them a shower to cool them off. Must have done the trick because they were all taking a nap when I was done. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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