Explaining Colloquialisms to Kids

Gravdigr · 07-23-2015, 03:21 PM

A nun is walking down the hall when she passes a sister who remarks "Good morning, Sister. I see you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The nun wonders if maybe her hair isn't quite right, or something.

She passes another sister, who also remarked "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."

The nun is really wondering by now why they're saying this.

The sister continues down the hall when she meets the Mother Superior. The Mother Superior stops the nun and says quietly "Sister, you've gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, I see."

The nun has had all she can take and blurts out "Why, why, is everyone saying I got up on the wrong side of the bed?!"

The Mother Superior leans in close and whispers "Sister, you're wearing the Bishop's shoes."

07-23-2015, 03:21 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A nun is walking down the hall when she passes a sister who remarks "Good morning, Sister. I see you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The nun wonders if maybe her hair isn't quite right, or something. She passes another sister, who also remarked "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." The nun is really wondering by now why they're saying this. The sister continues down the hall when she meets the Mother Superior. The Mother Superior stops the nun and says quietly "Sister, you've gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, I see." The nun has had all she can take and blurts out "Why, why, is everyone saying I got up on the wrong side of the bed?!" The Mother Superior leans in close and whispers "Sister, you're wearing the Bishop's shoes." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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